A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
2006-11-09 14:29:12 · 18 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. i like it
2006-11-09 14:38:00 · answer #1 · answered by wv_country_princess 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i got one too
SO THERE WAS THIS BOY HE ALWAYS SLEPT WITH HIS PARENTS IN THE MIDDLE. THEN ONE NIGHT THE DAD SAYS I MISS HAVING SEX THEN WHILE THE BOY IS SLEEPING THE DAD MOVES THE LITTLE BOY ON THE FLOOR WITH A PILLOW AND SOME COVERS AND THE MOM AND DAD **** THEN THE NEXT MORNING THE BOY SAYS "MOMMMY CAN I TAKE A SHOWER WITH U" THE MOM SAYS "OK" AND THEN SHE SAYS " DONT LOOK UP AND DONT LOOK DOWN" THEN THE LITTLE BOY SAYS "WHY" THEN SHE SAYD BCUZ I DONT WANT U TO LOOK AT MY HEAD LIGHTS OR MY GARAGE" SO THEN THE NEXT MORNING THE LITTLE BOY ASKES HIS DAD "DADDY CAN I TAKE A SHOWER WITH U" THEN THE DAD SAY "BUT DONT LOOK DOWN" THEN THE LITTLE BOYS SAYS "WHY" THEN THE DAD SAY "BCUZ I DONT WANT U TO SEE MY LIMO" SO THAT NIGHT THE PARENTS WANT TO HAVE SEX AGAIN AND THE BOY WAS STILL UP THE PARENTS THOUGHT HE WAS SLEEP AND THE DAD SAID "I WANT U SO BAD" THEN THE DAD SAYS TO THE MOM "IS HE SLEEP?" THEN THE BOY SAYS "NO DADDY" THEN THE DAD SAYS "CAN I MOVE U BCUZ I WAN TO PUT MY LIMO IN UR MOMS WARM GARAGE" THEN THE MOM STARTS TO MOAN AND THE DAD SAYS "SO CAN U MOVE?" THEN THE HUSBAND LOOKS AT THE WIFE MOANING AND "SAYS SO HOW BOUT IT SPORT? PLEASE CUZ MY LIMO CANT WAIT TO GET IN THE GARAGE" THEN THE LITTLE BOY SAYS " SORRY DADDY MY LITTLE RED TRUCK ALREADY BEAT U TO IT!!"
2006-11-09 23:48:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
8 of 10
lmao
2006-11-09 23:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL AWW..I GOT ONE..KIND LONG THOUGH
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.
2006-11-09 22:49:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Pretty good ! Here's a dirty one for ya ! Two kids playing in a mud hole.
Now, wanna hear a clean one ? BATH-TIME !!!
2006-11-09 23:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How Cute! lol
2006-11-09 22:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's cute!
2006-11-09 22:32:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats great 1.
2006-11-10 04:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by malika 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
REMINDS ME OF A SOAP OPERA " AS YOUR LEAF TURNS"
2006-11-10 01:02:05 · answer #9 · answered by stillhappy89 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol cute
2006-11-09 22:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by erin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
2006-11-09 22:54:14 · answer #11 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋