How can you tell they know you farted?

Question

I have this problem at work, whenever I lay an egg it's like a co-worker comes up to me right then and wants to chat, or see how to do something or whatever. Either way, I get amazed when the folks that do not know me well and are very polite seem to almost "take" the smell, I mean shoot I can smell it man I know you can.

Answer 1

a young man goes to his dates house to pick her up for the prom. the date is not ready so the young man has to sit in the den with her father. shortly after he sits down the family dog comes in the den and lays down on the couch beside him. being nervous has always made the boy flatulent and he sits with his butt checks pressed together hoping nothing will happen. as the dates father is speaking to the young man about the dating rules he feels the rumblings of gas in his bowels. the pressure is too much to hold back and he passes the wind but without much noise.
"duke", the young girls father shouts. relieved that the father thinks the dog did the deed the young man relaxes.
without warning the second wind escapes with a louder squeak than before. again the father yells, "duke" .
now the young man is confident he can get away with it because the father keeps blaming the dog.
when he feels the next one coming he lets it go without restraint.
this one was the loudest one of all. "Duke", exclaimed the father again, "get over here before that boy shits all over you!".

Answer 2

try beano it will help cut down on the flactulance. Also, monitor your diet, some foods cause more gas than others.

Answer 3

maybe they like the smell?

Answer 4

you know they can smell it if you can...just laugh it off

Answer 5

they walk away lol and be like who blew it? lol