I need some really funny jokes to cheer up my sad friend!! Do you know any good ones??? HELP PLEASE
2006-11-09 13:39:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Patient: Doc, it's really so sad here in this mental institution, so I decided to write myself a letter.
Doc: What did you write to yourself?
Patient: How would I know? I'm still waiting for it.
2006-11-09 13:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by Rio 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
â« I believe I can die, â«
â« I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, â«
â« All I wanted was a popsicle, â«
â« Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . â«
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-11-10 00:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Micheal Jackson
2006-11-09 21:43:01 · answer #3 · answered by ill_state00 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋