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I am so glad that Britney is finally leaving K-Fed. I am sure I am the right guy for her. How do I go about getting in touch with her & letting her know my feelings without getting beaten up by her security guards and being arrested again?

2006-11-09 12:47:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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2006-11-09 12:55:41 · update #1

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Well, if you really love her, or really want to just nail her, what's a simple beating? Even a kick in the nuts for Britney could be considered an acceptable cost.

But, and pay attention here, she must see you get the crap kicked out of you. Don't cry, but moan a lot. Women love that stuff.

Then when she "saves" you, you profess you undying love (or lust, whatever) for her.

You're in dude. In more ways than one.

2006-11-10 00:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Get A LIFE that is just so inmature and distasteful plus she ain't gonna look at a guy for quite sometime I figure. She really doesn't need to she is more then financially independent.

2006-11-09 20:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by Livinrawguy 7 · 0 2

Go back to school do something productive with your life. She doesnot want you!

2006-11-09 20:51:05 · answer #3 · answered by BabyPrincess REAL JAMAICAN QUEEN 3 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA UR THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD DUDE!!!!!OMG ARE U REALLY SERIOUS IN DOIN THAT???? THATS SOO FUNNY!!!

2006-11-09 20:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by KRAYZIEBONE 2 · 0 1

UMM...YOU NEED SOME COUNSELING.

2006-11-09 20:51:31 · answer #5 · answered by larry h 2 · 0 0

so inmature

2006-11-09 20:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by Yami 3 · 0 2

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