2006-11-09 12:05:00 · 22 answers · asked by Jim_Darwin 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He can do anything but I have an 80% chance of doing it.
2006-11-09 23:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by Charles Darwin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could the real Jim Darwin really ask such a newb question?
I wonder how many more times some clever person, new to the Internet, will read this on some website and feel as though they must copy and paste this profound insight for the Yahoo Answers participants, because they've probably never ever had anyone ask that before?
Nevertheless, about five hundred versions of this question ago I came up with what I thought was a good answer. Since Christians believe that Jesus is fully divine and fully man, this is not the paradox some might believe it to be. For surely God the Father can create a rock/burrito/hamster too big/hot/hairy for the human nature of Jesus to lift/eat/shoot out of a cannon.
But more seriously, if anyone wants a real study on why this insistence on God's ability to perform nonsense transcendence has nothing to do with Christianity, read the Pope's address to the University of Regensburg, where the Pope dismisses this view of absolute transcendence where God must be able to fly in the face of reason.
2006-11-09 12:20:14 · answer #2 · answered by evolver 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I suggest we employ Andersen Consulting to help us with such age old questions. But I must admit - I will definitely not contribute. My god doesn't eat microwaved burritos, nor does my goddess. And I wonder about why anyone would care? If we had some of christ's petrified turds, would someone actually try and eat them to be closer to god? I hope not! (but I'm kinda wondering about some people....)
~Morg~
2006-11-09 12:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by morgorond 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ah...the age old question...
I'm guessing the real question that should be asked is why is God eating a microwaved burrito? If I were GOd, it would be Filet Mignon every day. No crappy microwaved burritos for me!
2006-11-09 12:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Solve this Please!!! Its Driving me nuts!!?
The answer is simple: God can do anything, meaning he could microwave a burrito so hot that he couldnt eat...
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2006-11-09 12:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah what is god doing hanging around a 7-11 anyway?
2006-11-09 12:25:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Qiero taco bell!! I'm a chihuahua. Anderre, anderre.
2006-11-09 22:57:04 · answer #7 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would God ever Create a rock that he couldn't
ever pick up?
Answer to both no.
2006-11-09 12:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anthony E 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll take a chicken soft taco, or chicken quesadilla. Thanks
LOL
2006-11-09 23:56:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if this question has not been asked 5000 times here already, and it has.
2006-11-09 12:07:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋