What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
2006-11-09 11:28:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I LOVE IT! LOL I AGREE
2006-11-09 11:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Nicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree. You hit the nail on the head and I'm female. Very good insight.
2006-11-09 11:35:45 · answer #2 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-28 23:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by anuj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some are, shamefully true.. some are though a man's interpretation of a woman's perspective of things
2006-11-09 11:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's pretty much the truth.
2006-11-09 11:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by babygirl4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a woman...but I am neither agreeing nor disagreeing...LOL
2006-11-09 11:32:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are confused = You got it right
2006-11-09 11:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by honiebyrd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice i like it! probably true LOL
2006-11-09 11:44:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep
2006-11-09 11:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by The gr8t alien 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's true....half or most of those things are me
2006-11-09 11:34:20 · answer #10 · answered by ♥SaSsY♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋