A woman goes into a pub and sees a sexy black guy at the bar. She goes up to him and says “I want you to take me home, tie me up, and do what black guys do best”. So, the black guy takes her home, ties her up and steals her TV.
2006-11-09 11:13:10 · 20 answers · asked by Egg 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm black and i think that's funny
2006-11-09 11:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by jark79 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was good... and new to me
HOw about ths one...
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love.
Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents
2006-11-10 20:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckling. Nice to hear that a black guy told you it too.
2006-11-11 21:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry i would love yo find that funny but you could see the punch line comin
2006-11-09 12:21:15 · answer #4 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DaTS FuNny Ha Ha!!!! Do All BlaCk GuYs STeAl T.V's??? YoU'd ThInK ThEy WeRe ALl AbOuT DA SEX..... LOL JokEs
2006-11-09 11:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by KaY 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Rofpmsl, I hadn't heard that one before.
2006-11-10 16:41:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I havent heard that one but thats funny I liked it.
2006-11-09 11:16:46 · answer #7 · answered by hmm 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i'm black i think he forgot the bike
2006-11-09 21:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
White people do just as much crimes as a black male... don't get me started. & don't you mean a mexican?
2006-11-09 11:25:51 · answer #9 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahahhahahaha good one smile it improves your face value
2006-11-09 11:22:42 · answer #10 · answered by just_me_1955 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋