You know the story about Lorena Bobbit - how she cut her husband’s penis off. She then jumped in her car still clutching his tool for a couple of miles down the freeway when she realised she had it so she threw it out of the car window that night and when she did so it smacked into the windscreen of a car following. It just happened that the following car`s occupants were a pair of old drunks when THUD the prick hit the windscreen and one drunk turned to his mate and said "did you see the size of the c o ck on that moth".
2006-11-09 10:59:25 · 19 answers · asked by Egg 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dogloverdi: Indeed, Mr Bobbit had a career in porn after he lost his member. If I remember correctly, one of his films was called "Frankenpenis". Ah, good times...
2006-11-09 11:25:33 · update #1
That was cute.....she should have negotiated with Police prior to telling them where it was to avoid a jail sentence. He ended up being a BIGGER LOSER after his surgery. Can you imagine your only claim to fame was being a bully, having your **** cut off, having it enlarged and put back on and porn movies.
2006-11-09 11:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by dogloverdi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The honest answer... I don't know. Abuse is not good no matter who is at fault. They were both just as guilty of treating each other poorly before the incident. Some of the hero worship might be due in part because of the gender roles set forth by our society... women are the weaker sex, etc. if a man was being abused and retaliated similarly he would have been put under the jail... it is not right and it is not justice... and a true feminist is not focused on empowering women through violence and degradation but empowering all... women and men
2016-05-22 01:30:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pml, good one
A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor.The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.The guy asks what the surgery is.The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephants trunk,insert them in the base of his penis,and hope for the best.The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead.The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner.While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants.It gets incredibly unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants,rolls across the table,grabs a dinner roll,and disappears back into his pants.His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments,then gets a sly look on her face.She says "That was pretty cool!Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ***!".
2006-11-10 20:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She really bites the Big One!
2006-11-09 11:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Brian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very gd 10/10 keep them comeing
2006-11-09 11:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's quite funny, but I never knew her name was Lorena
2006-11-09 11:18:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you know that her sister tried the same thing with her boyfriend, but she got scared and wound up slashing a huge gash in his leg....she was charged with a missed-a-weiner!
Loranna is my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09 11:03:33 · answer #7 · answered by cowboys21angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Liked it, really good, Lol
2006-11-09 11:02:05 · answer #8 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am damn sure her husband does!
He did quite well out of it all though didn't he.
2006-11-09 18:53:31 · answer #9 · answered by Janbull 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha - fun memories!!
2006-11-09 11:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋