2006-11-09 10:21:09 · 23 answers · asked by Muff 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I never said it was my hole or i dug it (lol)
2006-11-09 10:35:08 · update #1
Unless you drop an a*se hole into it, i guess its bottomless
;-)
Two blondes are walking through the woods and came across this big deep hole.
"Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise "Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."
They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on her face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a big stone. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT stone in, it's gonna make some noise."
The two drag the heavy stone over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two blondes, then right past them, running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.
The two blondes are astonished with what they've just seen... Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots them and ambles over.
"Hey... you two,Seen my goat out here?"
"You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"
"Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a heavy stone."
2006-11-10 19:30:13 · answer #1 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Portable holes come in three sizes:
a) small pothole
b) large pothole
c) where has my bus gone ?
most can be delivered by post within 6-8 weeks of order
Custom built holes can also be supplied but these are constructed on site to the clients specifications.
All holes will have a deeper excavation than their height above ground and will be general described as either circular, triangular or squareular.
- if you can be silly, then so can I
2006-11-09 10:39:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well a hole is as deep as you want it is correct but also incorrect. You can have a hole in your shirt and it will not be deep. You can have a hole in your heart from loosing someone, and it is not actually even a real hole. People get accused of having a hole in their head when they are crazy or stupid...again not a real hole.
2006-11-09 10:34:49 · answer #3 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rather depends on how deep you have dug it, and if you can get out of it!
2006-11-09 10:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Deep as u wan't it 2 b
2006-11-10 10:39:49 · answer #5 · answered by nancy m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hole in my trousers isn't very deep at all, less than a millimetre.
2006-11-09 19:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How deeps a hole
how highs the sky
how rounds a bowl
how big's a lie
God bless my soul
You'll know when you die.
2006-11-09 11:14:13 · answer #7 · answered by Charles H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From the middle to the bottom x 2
2006-11-09 10:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by born2survive 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
16 Feet
2006-11-09 10:46:28 · answer #9 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is one unit deep.
divide the hole into two equal units and you have two halves
two halves make a whole.
2006-11-09 10:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋