man and woman in bed again?

Question

dog was barking like crazy in the neighbours garden "For Gods sake go and shut that bloody dog up "says the woman." Its 2 o clock in the morning" says hubby "do i have too,"" yes go on be a man and sort it out." Off he goes and 10 minutes later he gets back in to bed." The bloody dog is barking louder than ever now i thought you were going to sort it out," " I have" says the man" Iv'e put it in our garden to see how they like it".

warlock fiend why did you try not to laugh. go with the flow.....i always laugh when i'm telling it.. usually in the pub.......

Answer 1

hahahaa
ps:this means i laughed very hard

Answer 2

Honestly Chris, I tried so hard not to laugh at this. It's the sort of joke that works better when you've had a few. But it did raise a titter.

Answer 3

Preferred the one with the man needing a push.
I'm still laughing about that one.

Answer 4

If that's all that the man and woman do in bed that dog could teach them doggy style. Or they could muff it, Ear muffs of course.

Answer 5

very gd even better than the other 2 9/10

Answer 6

That's really funny - it made me laugh out loud :)
Do you know any more?

Answer 7

Ha ha Good joke, i just wished it did work then maybe the neighbors would know why i don't like them..........

Answer 8

weak but still funny

Answer 9

funni lol
just shows how thick us men r lol
haha funni

Answer 10

I used to have a dog with no legs.

I called him Fagg...............


cos I used to take him out for a Drag!