the engineer told me before he died, ahumm ahumm
the engineer told me before he died he new a maid who couldent be satisfied, ahumm ahumm
so he built a pri*k of steel, ahumm ahumm
so he built a pri*k of steel driven by a whacking great wheel , ahumm ahumm
two brass balls all filled with cream, ahumm ahumm
two brass balls all filled with cream the whole dam thing was powerd by steam, ahumm ahumm
up and up went the level of steam, ahumm ahumm
up and up went the level of steam down and down came the level of cream, ahumm ahumm
then he heard the maiden cry, ahumm ahumm
then he heard the maiden cry she said i am satisfied, ahumm ahumm
now we come to the tragic bit, ahumm ahumm
now we come to the tragic bit theres no way of stopping it, ahumm ahumm
the maid was split from c**t to t*t, ahumm ahumm
the maid was split from c**t to t*t the whole dam thing was covered in sh*t, ahumm ahumm
2006-11-09 10:16:36 · 16 answers · asked by compo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, I have to say, I actually laughed out loud at this one, very good!
2006-11-09 13:14:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-11-09 10:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by BeshBeshBeshBeshBeshBeshBeshBesh 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhkkkaaayyyyyy
2006-11-09 10:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by J~Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George..
2006-11-09 10:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points!!
2006-11-09 10:21:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny because im going to school to be a mechanical engineer lol.
2006-11-09 11:19:01 · answer #6 · answered by the general 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a beautiful love song
2006-11-09 21:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi how are you
2006-11-09 11:58:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!!
2006-11-09 10:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this thing is retarded, ahumm ahumm
oh yes it is, ahumm ahumm
so stupid i laughed, ahumm ahumm
i'm sure you all agree! ahumm, ahumm
ahumm
2006-11-09 10:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋