one cold dark night, Suddenly a knock at the door." Its 2 oclock in the morning who could it be" says she. " Go and see who it is" Husband goes downcstairs and 5 minutes later comes back up to bed. "who was it" asks the wife" Just a bloke wanting to know if i would give him a push so i told him its raining its the middle of the night f*uck off. " You rotton thing she says go and help him and give him a push how would you like it. Ok Ok so off he goes back down stairs opened the door and he can't see the man anywhere, ya hoo ooooooo where are you, "Over here said the man on the swings..........
2006-11-09 09:59:23 · 23 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, better than the other 1
2006-11-09 10:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course some open communique between the guy and the ladies is mandatory right here. Hows something of the dating ? if its merely a sexual subject , then he has something occurring , climate or no longer it is rigidity or something else. confer with him approximately it. If the full dating is suffering then you definately probable have a much greater extreme subject. yet do no longer take it very own, that melancholy it reasons you will do greater harm to the marriage then no longer having intercourse greater regularly. talk on your guy and locate out why his loss of activity, if he would not comprehend , then enable him comprehend how badly it bothers you and how very own you're taking it , and ask him to talk to his physician approximately it. He must be laid low with low testosterone or many different issues.
2016-12-28 17:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took a bit of time to get it but its a good one none the less
2006-11-09 11:32:12 · answer #3 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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You got a shorter one?
2006-11-09 10:10:39 · answer #4 · answered by RENDEVOUS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha so i was looking for the car! but thats the joke....quite funny
2006-11-09 10:08:05 · answer #5 · answered by Lopeds 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive sent this joke to some of my email buds i love the joke, it was SUPERB
2006-11-09 10:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good warm up joke keep them comin
2006-11-09 10:09:54 · answer #7 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny... made me LOL, reminds me of my neighbor who is always getting drunk and doing crazy things.
2006-11-09 10:10:19 · answer #8 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're unhinged!!!!! But PLEEZE keep em coming
2006-11-09 10:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by Warlock Fiend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That punchline was a cracker!
2006-11-09 20:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋