There is a potato family with 2 parents and 3 daughters.
At dinner, the first daughter says "I have amazing news! I am getting married!" the father asks "to who?" The first daughter replies "to a russet". The father says "well a russet is a fine tater indeed"
The 2nd daughter says that she is also getting married. The father asks "to who?" the second daughter replies "to an Idaho". The father says "AN Idaho? an Idaho is a fine tater indeed"
The 3rd daughter also says that she is getting married. The father asks to who. The daughter replies "To Dan Rather". The Father says "DAN RATHER!!, but he is a common tater!"
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2006-11-09 09:57:17 · 11 answers · asked by Creston M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute, heres a link for some cute jokes too
2006-11-09 10:49:58 · answer #1 · answered by Stacie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a good joke but the "common tater" punch line isn't original...other jokes have used the same punch line but I haven't heard it lately so I think it still works.
2006-11-09 10:01:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guy walks right into a bar and sees a demonstration above the bar that reads "in case you additionally could make my horse snigger, i will provide you $50." so the guy orders a lager and asks the bartender "is that sign for actual?" the bartender says "particular, I truthfully have a horse out back and in case you additionally could make him snigger i will provide you $50." so the guy figures, right this is an trouble-free $50. so the bartender follows the guy out back and the guy whispers something in the pony's ear and the pony busts out giggling. the bartender grew to become into surprised and provides the guy $50. each and every week later the guy walks into a similar bar and there's a clean sign. "in case you additionally could make my horse cry, i will provide you $a hundred". back, the guy needs to comprehend if the sign is authentic. back, the bartender tells him that's. so they go out back and the guy walks over to the pony and exhibits the pony something and the pony starts whimpering then outright bawling. the bartender is definitely surprised and could pay the guy the $a hundred. they return into the bar and the guy orders yet another beer. the bartender is quite curious and asks the guy how he have been given the pony to snigger and then cry. the adult males says "properly to make him snigger i informed him that my thingy grew to become into greater than his." "to make him cry, i confirmed him".
2016-10-21 13:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by wach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your jokes! Keep 'em coming!
2006-11-09 10:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny!!! Two thumbs up! : )
2006-11-09 10:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by Mint and Cocoa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good..safe for all facets!
2006-11-09 10:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by livewire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are on a roll.....keep telling more jokes!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09 10:46:53 · answer #7 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! lol
2006-11-09 09:59:47 · answer #8 · answered by socalgrrrl05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....to me!!
2006-11-09 11:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by jark79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-09 12:06:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋