A young fellow was about to be married and was
asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how
often you should have it. His grandfather told
him that when you first get married, you want
it all the time...and maybe do it several
times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a
week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex
maybe once a month. When you get really old, you
are lucky to have it once a year.....maybe on
your anniversary. The young fellow then asked
his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma
now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have
oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young
fellow asked. "Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to
bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my
bedroom. And she yells, 'F***You!!!!!' and I
holler back, "F*** You too."
please give thumbs up if you like it,thanks!
2006-11-09 09:52:38 · 16 answers · asked by Creston M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL wow if that counts, I have oral sex with hundreds of people on the freeway a day.
2006-11-09 10:00:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ahh yeahh
2006-11-09 10:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is the best joke on Yahoo Answers today. Maybe even from the whole week.
That was hilarious.
2006-11-09 09:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by B-B@!! P!@Y@ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha, that's cute. I gave you a thumbs up!
2006-11-09 10:02:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, its funny
2006-11-09 11:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by jark79 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't get the last part.
2006-11-09 14:05:22 · answer #6 · answered by mistery person 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-09 20:39:20 · answer #7 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 10:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by fal 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-09 09:54:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
new defination to "oral sex"
I'll have to tell my friends that one!!!
2006-11-09 10:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋