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Question

I usually don't like doing what other guys and gals do on this site but I have no other choice. I have a friend who is driving me crazy!!! She has a friend that she loves, but before him she knew a guy in the Army and they chatted online for a few months. The other day she told this other guy friend that she was having an internet relationship with the Army guy. He blew up and told her to f--k off! (I KNOW MR. THE MAN...I SAID F--K OFF!) Any way, she messages me and tells me that she doesn't know what to do. I told her that I can't tell her what to do but only to suggest what to do. She is 27 and blonde. Nice figure too. But that's beside the point. I said that you must first figure out what you want out of your life. When I question the ladies I always ask them of their goals in life. And I match them up with mine and if they come close you have a match. I have said more to her than what I can type here, but is it me or does she love both men and don't want to part with either one?

I told her that she needs to picture her life 10,20, or more years ahead and then picture herself with both men and who she thinks is going to care for her and her goals in life the most!

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Answer 1

um, red and 24 oz of bacon

Answer 2

whoa, geez home boy at home needs a hit of prozac or somethin, I mean it's not like she was sleepin with the military guy or anythin', she was just talkin' with him and catchin' up on old times because he's an ex or an old friend

and this guy (you said he was a friend or a "friend" like friends with benefits?) but I mean geez, she knew the other guy before she met the guy she's hangin with now so he should be a little more understandin' about it; especially since the military dude's prob'ly across the country or across the world still doin' his thing in the military until his tour's over.

And they were prob'ly just catchin' up on old times or somethin (I take it she didn't say anything about any internet sex details to you, if there even was any).

She needs to dump Mr. Mount St Helens (homeboy that blew up at her) and look for someone else who'd have a little more faith in her than to just go off like that. because if he's gonna do that by just talkin' to another guy on the internet, what's he gonna do if she's just conversatin' at a party or somethin'.

yeah I hate to say what she SHOULD do, but she might not do it anyway as she's gonna make her own decision. But yeah think she does like both and needs to figure out what would be a better relationship for her, or just find another guy that'd be more understanding with her hangin' or talkin' around other guys because nobody needs that s--t in their life, and walkin' on eggshells around people.

and knowing and going for her goals and setting them should be more of a priority y'know? otherwise she sounds like a great not to mention hot chick (oops I mean woman, for all the feminists out there, lol)

I'm the same way, if she's got similar tastes and goals (or can at least TOLERATE some of my hobbies or tastes) then I'll start from there with her and see how things go.

btw dude, loved your stop off with Lex and Terry a month ago and participatin' in their "to Smell the Truth" game. that was priceless, really golden stuff man. had me laughin' the whole time. I also thought Jackass 2 was cool. Better than the first.

tell baby girl to keep her head up, it'll work out. Take it easy Man :)>-

Answer 3

I think she loves ur friend and just lust with the other one! she needs to look into her future live and where she'll be! that Internet relationship wont last to long its just a moment thing

Answer 4

ugh...blonde...explains why she doesnt know what to do.