and the Doctor told him the bad news, I'm afraid you need to have your testicles removed." We only have 2 enormous ones the size of footballs or no one would no the difference if we gave you 2 pickled onions". "ok" says the man "go for it." The week after man goes back to doctors and says, "You know when you get that feeling when you see a busty gorgeous blonde well i get it when i see a cheese sandwich."
2006-11-09 09:52:14 · 14 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... wonder what he would have done if he had went for the football sized ones... maybe a goal-post would have done the trick...
2006-11-09 09:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by Gritty Shaker 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i comprehend one comparable... a pharmacist went out to lunch and he informed his assisstant to assist any of the shoppers that are available in, some people are available in and he enables them. the pharmacist returns to verify a guy status agaisnt a wall looking somewhat hectic. the pharmacist is going to the assisstant and asks him what grew to become into incorrect with the guy, the assisstant says to him, "properly he got here in and mentioned that he's been coughing all day and he tried each and every thing, yet not something stopped the cough" so the pharmacist asks him "did you provide him cough drugs?" the assisstant replies "nope, i gave him laxatives." the pharmacist freak out! "why could you provide him laxatives?! how is that meant to assist?" the assisstant seems on the guy and back on the pharmacist and says, " properly now he's only too scared to cough"
2016-10-21 13:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by wach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmmm that's why girls shouldn't tell jokes
anyway a man go's to the doc's with a squeaky voice and say's my wife hates it when we me love, cos of my squeaky voice, and say to the doc,is their anything you can do? and the doc says i think you tale is to big we'll take a few inches off and you'll be OK! great the man said, gets the op done go's home tries it out and his voice is now more like Barry white! but his wife now still not amused with him, now saying your just not filling me you'll have to go back to the doc's and get what he cut off put back, she rather listen to the squeek than not feeling anything! so the guy go's back to the doc's and says, doc you got to reverse the op!!! and the doc say's in a squeaky voice "IT'S TOO LATE" lol
2006-11-09 10:02:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Crikey! I bet he's in a pickle
2006-11-09 10:00:11 · answer #4 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So, what? Pickled onions w/ cheese??? I don't get the joke...
2006-11-09 09:54:18 · answer #5 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
2/10 , i laughed more when my aunt mable got her b--bs stuck in the mangle "oh" boy did i laugh
2006-11-09 10:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2006-11-09 10:06:13 · answer #7 · answered by LovelygalCA 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good try!!!! but i prefer the one about the drunk guy. Keep telling more jokes!!!!
2006-11-09 10:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's kind of lame. Sorry.
2006-11-09 10:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are right. is a little tame.
2006-11-09 10:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋