A woman goes to her gynaecologist. He asks her whats wrong and she says she was just attacked by an elephant. Well, i'll take a look he says.
Good god cries the gynaecologist alarmed at the size of what he sees
I don't understand though, elephants have small penises he adds
I know she says, but he fingered me first
2006-11-09 09:49:37 · 10 answers · asked by skorpi_ru 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im copying this joke (hope u dont mind) and txting it to all my friends. loved it. lol
2006-11-09 09:52:45 · answer #1 · answered by rd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man had a car accident and it damaged his penis muscles, The only other muscles they could find that could expand and retract like a penis were that of an elephants trunk, so they implanted those into his penis.
A few weeks after the operation he went back to the doctors complaining of constipation,
When the Doctor examined him he found two dozen buns stuck up his @rse!
2006-11-09 09:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's weird! I thought I saw a yellow elephant last night! Then I realised that the beer I was drinking turned the usual pink one yellow as he needed a pee! hic!
2016-05-22 01:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch i bet that hurt lol, nice 1 10/10
2006-11-09 09:54:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...I had forgotten that joke until i read yours...LOL
2006-11-09 09:55:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a ripper.
2006-11-09 09:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 09:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just not funny :(
*disappointment*
2006-11-09 10:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats hot!!!! give us more!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09 11:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09 09:53:03 · answer #10 · answered by binary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋