At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says, "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
1,400 men in 6 months."
If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!
2006-11-09 09:25:50 · 13 answers · asked by Matthew Star 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL am sorry that was too much for me not to laugh at! lol
2006-11-09 09:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, guess I'm goin 2 heaven
2016-05-22 01:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The off to hell I go...that was the funniest joke I've read on here in weeks. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-09 09:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grinned a little. it was cute. those that are going straight to hell have better senses of humor...
2006-11-09 09:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed.
2006-11-09 09:27:49 · answer #5 · answered by Maus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, my! Pearly gates and all!
2006-11-09 09:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by Pearly Gator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
youre not the judge and this isnt jokes
2006-11-09 09:29:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... good one! Hell here I come!
2006-11-09 09:28:47 · answer #8 · answered by jard jard binx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I only smiled.
2006-11-09 09:27:46 · answer #9 · answered by tinamaries43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!.....to hell i go!
i hear they have rollercoasters.
2006-11-09 09:27:58 · answer #10 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋