Only 1 person visited my blog and left a pound, I need £999,999 before you can have him back, remember you only have 45 sleeps left before Christmas day!
Gosh, I feel like the Grinch that stole Christmas!
2006-11-09 09:24:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll give you £1 if you can give me proof that he is the real Santa. When I saw him last year I whispered something very special in his ear. If you can tell me what it was I will pay up the cash - otherwise you can keep him because he is not real.
2006-11-09 09:27:28 · answer #1 · answered by Ally 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey, what you do with old men in your cellar is none of my business.
Sadly you may have more luck with a live web cam feed and getting subscribers to pay to watch, rather than ransom the old guy.
2006-11-09 09:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Santa already left ever since the B.C. era.
2006-11-09 09:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you wont get the money because i have the real Santa Claus in my attic and he does not want to go back to the north pole
2006-11-09 22:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've imprisoned an imposter. He's at a shopping complex near me.
2006-11-11 21:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I left a £ in discontinued half pences my name be Scrooge
2006-11-09 09:54:44 · answer #6 · answered by terrano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. I visited. £1
2006-11-09 09:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by Clare 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm Kaiser Sose!
2006-11-09 09:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and your the grinch right???
well come on you stole santa!!
2006-11-09 09:30:05 · answer #9 · answered by E-V 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You better be feedin the raindeer, I don't wanna be seein no skinny a ss raindeer fly by my house . If I do I will put a cap in your a s s!
2006-11-09 09:27:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋