Mary Lou was standing in her kitchen one summer day, doing a little baking, when her grandson, Jimmy, came bursting through the door. "Grandma, Grandma!! What's the word for when one person sleeps on top of another person?", asked Jimmy. At first, Mary Lou froze in her tracks.....but then thought to herself, I better take care of this before my idiot son-in-law fouls it all up. Mary Lou smile d sweetly at her adorable grandson, and said, "Honey, it's called 'Sex'.....and".....but before she could finish, Jimmy shouted, "Thanks Grandma", and ran back out the door and up the street to his friends.
A couple of hours later, Jimmy reappeared at his Grandma's door. "Grandma, you were WRONG!!.......it's called a BUNKBED!!!"
"Oh, and by the way.....Tommy Anderson's mother wants to have a word with you!"
2006-11-09 09:19:09 · 6 answers · asked by tonytheskier1 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Not bad. LOL
2006-11-10 03:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by Gorilla 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remedial Laughter mixed with irony. Good one. Don't fall off the top bunk.
2006-11-09 17:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by 35 YEARS OF INTUITION 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-11-09 17:27:12 · answer #3 · answered by TP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was cute although I had to read it again because my head was in the gutter along with grandma's :)
2006-11-09 18:29:38 · answer #4 · answered by topolove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! that's cute!
2006-11-09 17:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by 77684 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE, I LIKE!
2006-11-09 18:07:40 · answer #6 · answered by wise1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋