because the ones on my trunks don't banish any evil men--quite the opposite, in fact
GREAT HERA!
2006-11-09 09:10:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
tell them it does. theyre gullable enough to believe it will.
ever seen those exorcisms? where the people get singled out from the audience and begin to growl and make noises? same thing. if you convince them that your tiarra is special theyll come to the conclusion that when theyre around it, bad things will happen to them.
a knot in their tummy, a pain in their balls, their brain might implode (a possibility for them)....who knows.
2006-11-09 09:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pleased to hear we finally have something to ward off evil Christians, and it is even more good news that a simple pentagram will do the trick. Wait, this gives me a product idea: How about we design a complete protection kit to wear around your neck; it would have a cross and pentagram made from cryptonite to deter vampires, Christians, and Superman all at the same time... but that's not enough... what other evil is out there, do you know? I'm really excited about this now. We gonna be rich!
2006-11-09 17:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by Tahini Classic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a Christain and I'll give you the same answer I gave a non-believing friend who was thinking of hiring a repairman because he said he is a "good" Christian and goes to Church every week. I told my friend that someone saying that they are a Christian doesn't make necessarily honest or good. And yes there are such things as "evil" Christians. I don't believe they are Christian at all but they do go to church are are among us and prey upon innocent Christians by seperating them from their money and doing other harms. But Jesus said Himself that you should judge a tree by it's fruit, a good tree produces good fruit and a bad tree produces bad fruit. When he said that, he was talking about His followers -- Christians.
2006-11-09 17:26:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but the crap your head is filled with will banish any sane man.
2006-11-09 17:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
You are in my prayers.
2006-11-09 17:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you again, well you couldn't banish a dog if it bit you but good luck, its not up to you so try another catagory already. you are getting redundant.
2006-11-09 17:12:24 · answer #6 · answered by Neptune2bsure 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get over yourself. No one is mistaking your smugness or sarcasm for intelligence. No one other than yourself, anyways.
2006-11-09 17:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by Zee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God cannot adopt evil. If they are evil they are not Christian.
2006-11-09 17:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by dsheppard65 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try me I'm pretty gullible
2006-11-09 17:13:09 · answer #9 · answered by bbjones9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't know but if it works for you then you should market it.
2006-11-09 17:12:45 · answer #10 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋