After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again.
Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause "Macca couldn't handle it anymore " a friend said " he wouldget home at night and finde her legless".
These jokes are funny but let's spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoes.
2006-11-09 08:57:09 · 10 answers · asked by Duisend-poot 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think these jokes about poor Heather are prosthetic
2006-11-09 09:27:19 · answer #1 · answered by Deafro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
YOU made my day!
THANK YOU!
Those were so damn FUNNY!!!!!!
I had tears in my eyes!
I am a big Beatles & McCartney fan and I do feel sorry for the chap.
Should have had the pre-nups signed (about the only smart thing Britney Spears has done in a while).
But honey - your jokes were FANTASTIC!!!
Thank you!
You've got one leg up on the competition!
2006-11-09 17:02:55 · answer #2 · answered by docscholl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who you talking about heather mac half knee
2006-11-09 17:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. Good ones!
2006-11-09 17:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by xprincess_porkiex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure he'll get some good counselling.
£850million can go a long way.
2006-11-09 17:30:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I guess he'll just have to start over again
2006-11-09 17:24:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 17:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny , paul we love you xXx
2006-11-09 17:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't you mean shoe?
2006-11-09 17:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! i love it.
2006-11-09 17:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋