The other night I was invited for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise". Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem p****d off at all. "Phew, got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him "why?"...He said, "well last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "oh s**t!” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted". :)
2006-11-09 08:55:56 · 10 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i really really liked no.... wait... loved that one!!! It really reminds me b/c i can never go through with anything without somehow messing it up... like laughing. i love that one will remeber it forever
2006-11-09 09:12:57 · answer #1 · answered by Ginger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Time flies when you throw the clock out of the window...
2006-11-09 17:25:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute. I've heard it before, though.
2006-11-09 17:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. lol
2006-11-09 17:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao ya think we are stupid eh hahahahahahahahahahha
2006-11-09 17:02:44 · answer #5 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 17:36:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
THAT is a good one. lol
2006-11-09 17:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha.. cute
2006-11-09 17:10:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-11-09 18:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by Miz AmERYKA 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2006-11-09 16:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by cat_lover 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋