in market street manchester one summer night theres only one cab in the rank,
the driver was reading the news of the world while quietly enjoying a w**k,
he was dreaming that venus was sucking his penus and the shaking was making him tired,
when along came georgina with t*ts like sabrina and generaly enquired,
how much would you charge me to oldham,
the cab driver naerly droped dead had such a shock he let go of his c**k and racked off the gear stick instead,
he said thats alright im not busy tonight your a nice sort of girl i can tell
so i wont charge you nothing to hold them if you let me hold yours as well
2006-11-09 08:55:16 · 6 answers · asked by compo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i just bust a gut, very funny
2006-11-09 08:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frankly, it needs work. It doesn't flow and the rhyme scheme is all messed up.
2006-11-09 09:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't get through this joke too long work on delivery
2006-11-09 09:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very long winded..how long did it take you to write this? Why didn't you spell check?
2006-11-09 08:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 09:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so funny although did have to read it twice to get it god i'm so dumb thanks for making me laugh xXx
2006-11-09 09:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋