2006-11-09 08:52:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
too many cheetahs
2006-11-09 08:55:44 · answer #1 · answered by myvtecsred 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They would but they think the odds are a lot better at blackjack. And besides, bringing snacks to a poker game is a lot harder when you're a predator. You really can't put a dead antelope in tupperware. Never mind trying to figure a dip to go with that....
2006-11-09 17:01:19 · answer #2 · answered by houlihanoriley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear, is this the old Cheetah joke?
I could spoil it by saying that cheetahs live in savannahs and grasslands, not jungles. But I won't.
2006-11-09 17:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They do, but the rule is ya gotta fold when a human comes along. That's why you didn't think they do! I got it from a feral friend of mine that lives in India.
2006-11-09 16:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by jirstan2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No-one will play with the cheetah
2006-11-09 17:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by christine p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he 'cos there's too many cheetahs'. Its an oldie, but I've had a bummer of a day so thanks for reminding me of that joke and giving me a laugh!
2006-11-09 17:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because there are to many cheaters and they start fighting and when they get a headache they can't have a tablet because the parrots ate them all. (paracetamol)
2006-11-09 18:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because there are too many cheetahs ( Cheaters )
2006-11-09 17:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by Abby 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because they're too cool to tangle
2006-11-09 17:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cos they're scared a snake will eat them
2006-11-09 16:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋