A man come's home from work and finds his best mate in bed with his wife.
He pulls out a gun and shoots him
Wife to husband :"If you continue treating your friends like this, you will have no friends left".
Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
I lay apon a grassy bank
my hands were all a-quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
2006-11-09 08:51:39 · 13 answers · asked by Duisend-poot 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was so funny, liked fluxpattern's joke as well very funny, thanks for making me laugh xXx
2006-11-09 09:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! I hear that Paul Mccartney got Heather a new false leg for Christmas. It isn't her main present....just a stocking filler!
(Now they're divorcing, they've messed up some of my best gags!)
2006-11-09 09:40:44 · answer #2 · answered by Andrew C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!"
The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog."
"Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar where he asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my guide dog."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as guide dogs."
The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?"
2006-11-09 08:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Lol Lol. It happened to him again a few weeks later, this time he grabbed the bloke and took him down into the garden shed. He got the blokes c**k and put in the vice and threw the handle away. The bloke says" Bloody Hell your not going to cut my d**k off are you". No he tells him your'e going to cut it off, I'm setting fire to the shed!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09 09:13:17 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats so old!
But still quite funny
2006-11-09 09:37:51 · answer #5 · answered by katy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 09:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny indeed, made me laugh.
2006-11-09 23:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by chimzy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-11-09 22:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny lol
2006-11-09 09:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke was ok poem sucks
2006-11-09 08:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋