A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The old man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Aren't you afraid of me? Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep, " was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
2006-11-09 08:37:15 · 9 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:-)
2006-11-09 08:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by Billie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Sound's like one of my dad's joke.
#1denverfan
2006-11-09 09:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by #1denverfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personnally, I wouldnt do either! Thats so harsh!
2016-05-22 01:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta give this one to my brother so he can post it on his refrigerator at home.....Thanks, funny, ha,ha
2006-11-09 08:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha very very funny.
2006-11-09 08:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id never heard it before but its great
but then most oldies are
2006-11-09 08:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by katloony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahh thats funny..
2006-11-09 08:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao ive never heard that one be 4 it was freggin great!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09 09:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was a truly cute joke, thanks for sharing it :) :)
2006-11-10 08:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋