One day the man and his wife were in the house and the wife said
the porch is creaking can you fix and he said hell no what do i look like a carpenter. Then she walked inside and notice the roof leaks so she told him can you fix and he said hell no what do i look like a carpenter. So she went to the refrigerator and noticed that the door didnt shut so she said can you you fix it and he said hell no woman how many times do i have to tell u i aint fixin nuthin. So he left to get a way from her and she was crying when he left. Then when he came back he noticed that everything was fixed and she said yeah the nice young man next doorcame and fixed it .Then she also said i made him one of my special double choclate cake. Then he said ummmmm!!! sure sounds good can u make me one.This time she said Hell to the no what do I look like Betty Crocker
2006-11-09 08:34:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Old one, and you wrote it wrong too
2006-11-09 08:36:14 · answer #1 · answered by sur2124 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if by "one" you mean completely botched unfunny joke then, yeah . . . I guess you got one.
Now if you had said this, it might at least be mildly amusing
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?â€
A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"
He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.
His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything."
"Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband.
"No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him," she said.
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband.
"Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?
2006-11-09 08:37:34 · answer #2 · answered by chmaos 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Still funny
2006-11-09 08:38:18 · answer #3 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your delivery was all wrong.... I heard this one before and it was really funny then... but this time, not so much.
2006-11-09 08:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. It's a good joke. Good you for to think aobut it.
2006-11-09 08:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 08:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by crazyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 09:43:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long but funny
2006-11-09 08:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...Funny...I like this one...Yeah, I think my cousin told me this one. Thanx for sharing it with us.
2006-11-09 08:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, some people are really mean, I thought you did a good job, i liked it! GOOD FOR YOU! =] lol...
2006-11-09 09:17:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋