And you thought you had friends?
I got this from a friend today
1.When you're sad I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ******* that made you sad.
2.When you are blue I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.When you smile I will know you finally got laid.
4.When you are scared I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.When you are worried I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be.
6.When you are confused I will use little words.
7.When you are sick stay the hell away from me.I don't want whatever you have.
8.When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
9.This is my oath...I pledge it 'til the end."Why?" you may ask;Because I am your friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants.
Everyone can see it,but only you can feel the warmth.
2006-11-09 08:21:07 · 4 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry I do not know who wrote it, but it does sound like a true and honest friend.
2006-11-09 08:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so much for friendship...!
sorry but i dont know who wrote it!
2006-11-09 08:26:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha shut up, that sucks.
2006-11-09 09:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm me
2006-11-09 08:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋