One day an atheist is walking through a forest looking at all the wonderful things that evolution has created. The next thing he knows there is a bear chasing him and he is running for dear life.
He trips on a rock and falls over with the bear getting closer every second. As the bear is about to maul him with its huge paws the athiest shouts "OH GOD" ]
Everything freezes and a burning bush appears. There is a voice from the bush, deep and powerful. " all these years you have denied me now you accept I exist when you are about to die? Oh well as I am a forgiving god I will save you"
The Atheist replies " That would make me a hipocrite thank you god but how about you make the bear a believer instead?"
"done"
With that the bush was gone time continued and the bear put it's paws together and said "for what I am about to recieve may the lord make me truly grateful"
2006-11-09 07:11:11 · 10 answers · asked by geoffrey2312 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tee hee hee...funny!...Gold Star for you!
2006-11-09 07:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if that bear is going to eat him or not.
2006-11-09 16:01:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
top of the class
2006-11-09 15:35:28 · answer #3 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute
2006-11-09 15:20:33 · answer #4 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-09 15:16:41 · answer #5 · answered by Matt B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great
2006-11-09 15:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by katloony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....thats a good one! he he clever!
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2006-11-09 15:16:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one.
2006-11-09 16:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!
2006-11-09 15:13:41 · answer #9 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa!!!!!!Crazy!
2006-11-09 15:15:23 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋