A man is hiring talent for his nightclub and meets a piano player.
The man plays a great jazz tune and the club owner is really into it. So he asks the man "What is that song called?" the man replied
"I got my foot stuck in my dog".
The club owner is suprised but asks the player to play another song. the second song is even better than the first, so he asks "Whats that one called?"
"Barf Biscuits are delicious" the man replies.
The owner decides "Okay, I want you to play, just dont tell anyone the names of your songs". So the piano player shows up and plays for hours and everyone loves it. After his third set he excuses himself to the bathroom, but forgets to zip up on the way out. So on his walk through the club to the piano a man stops him, tapping him on the shoulder and says
"Do you know your flies down and your wangs hanging out?"---the piano player answers:
"Know it? I WROTE IT"
Enjoy
2006-11-09 07:09:13 · 18 answers · asked by BoRNACiD 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Try this joke yourself:
Just substitute the first two song titles for whatever you think is racy enough.
This version was created by me for Yahoo! answers.
I dare not tell the version I heard.
2006-11-09 07:29:57 · update #1
ok, i really did not expect that to be at the end!
great one lol!
2006-11-09 07:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by charlie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha
2006-11-09 07:11:52 · answer #2 · answered by randy j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Half a gold star for you!
2006-11-09 07:15:25 · answer #3 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. What a creative person you are. Goood for you.
2006-11-09 08:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-11-09 07:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe slightly funny. and i get two points for answering. i love these questions.
2006-11-09 07:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by Amy D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-09 07:12:01 · answer #7 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's funny
Thanks=)
2006-11-09 07:12:11 · answer #8 · answered by Paligurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 07:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by southpaw1416 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 07:12:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋