A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch dick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
name is Turner Brown."The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
>"Turn around"!
2006-11-09 06:40:25 · 37 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao is he a mate of ben dover
2006-11-09 19:10:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really great...heres another:
A man is hiring talent for his nightclub and meets a piano player.
The man plays a great jazz tune and the club owner is really into it. So he asks the man "What is that song called?" the man replied "I got my foot stuck in my dog". The club owner is suprised but asks the player to play another song. the second sone is even better than the first, so he asks "Whats that one called?" "Barf Biscuits are delicious" the man replies. The owner decides "Okay, I want you to play, just dont tell anyone the names of your songs". So the piano player shows up and plays for hours and everyone loves it. After his third set he excuses himself to the bathroom, but forgets to zip up on the way out. So on his walk through the club to the piano a man stops him, tapping him on the shoulder and says "Do you know your flies down and your wangs hanging out?"---the piano player answers:
"Know it? I WROTE IT"
Enjoy
2006-11-09 07:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by BoRNACiD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL can recommend 2 issues funnily sufficient i become asked with the help of a colleague at artwork what it stood for I reported " countless Laughter" she replied " I truthfully have thought that is countless love" thrilling!! a number of my acquaintances positioned " LOLOLO" !! each so often i'm getting :) smiley or guffawing face
2016-11-23 12:55:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats what i call a joke, good reading to LMAO here
2006-11-09 07:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahaha thats so funny lmao gona tell all ma mates dat 1 xx thankss p.s ma lil brothas sittin next to me still laughing lol nearly wet himself : )
2006-11-09 07:01:09 · answer #5 · answered by Random_2k7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg rofl very gd keep them comeing 10/10
2006-11-09 07:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats super funny ive never heard a joke that good since high school!
2006-11-09 06:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by spyke the kid 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahaha. Where is that big black guy?
2006-11-09 08:13:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have heard this before but its still very funny
2006-11-09 08:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by crazyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gold Star for you!
2006-11-09 06:48:22 · answer #10 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋