A man was driving through Wyoming one spring evening, the road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly died away leaving him sitting by the road in total silence.
He popped the hood and went to see if there was anything that he could do to get it going again. Unfortunately, he had a limited knowledge of cars, so all he could do was look at the engine, feeling despondent. As he peered by the gradually fading light of his flashlight, he cursed that he had not put in new batteries, like he had promised.
Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice, "It's your fuel pump."
The man jumped up quickly striking his head on the underside of the hood.
"Who said that?" He demanded.
2006-11-09 06:09:44 · 20 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There were two horses standing in the field alongside and the man was amazed when the nearest of the two horses repeated, "It's your fuel pump, tap it with your flashlight, and try it again." Confused, the man tapped the fuel pump with his flashlight, turned the key and sure enough, the engine roared into life.
He muttered a short thanks to the horse and screeched away.
When he reached the next town, he ran into the local bar. "Large whiskey, please!" He said.
A rancher sitting at the bar looked at the man's ashen face and asked, "What's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost!"
It's unbelievable," the man said and recalled the whole tale to the rancher.
The rancher took a sip of his beer and looked thoughtful. "A horse you say, was it by any chance a white horse?"
The man replied to the affirmative. "Yes it was! Am I crazy?"
"No, you ain't crazy. In fact, you're lucky," said the rancher "because the black horse doesn't know **** about cars!"
2006-11-09 06:10:06 · update #1
Thats pretty darn funny. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
2006-11-09 06:11:58 · answer #1 · answered by *Cara* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past five years, whereby the automakers were installing black box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.
This was done in an effort to determine, when accidents occurred, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of crashes were, "Oh, ****".
Only the state of Montana was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
"Hold my beer and watch this!"
2006-11-09 15:44:50 · answer #2 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Very funny. Good joke.
2006-11-09 14:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by hardcoco 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it 4x4 sounds good to me LMAO
2006-11-09 14:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny :)
2006-11-09 16:27:39 · answer #5 · answered by dunleavyblows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Like! I Like!
2006-11-09 14:20:42 · answer #6 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the cutest/funniest thing....ever! lol
2006-11-09 14:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha must remember that
2006-11-09 14:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL wow that was so horsie funny
2006-11-09 14:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 16:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by daddeyzgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-11-09 14:14:01 · answer #11 · answered by Sexy_Bunny 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋