make a yank laugh. Damn sure I havn't, but here goes. Three Welsh fellas were walking past a field when they came accross a sheep stuck in the fence with its jack and danny on display. The first one says " I wish that was Goldie Hawn. The next one says "I wish it was Halle Berry" . The last one says " I wish it was dark". Bet they don' t get this either!!!!!!
2006-11-09 05:55:24 · 12 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just love it
2006-11-09 06:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a sheep tied to a stake in a field in Wales?
A leisure center!
2006-11-09 06:04:49 · answer #2 · answered by dave a 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A city slicker pulled into a one street town in the middle of Wyoming. The place looked deserted apart from one old timer sitting in his porch . "What do you folks do around here"? Asked the city slicker. the old timer replied slowly. " We dont do nothen but hunt "n" f*ck" "What do you hunt "? "Something to f*ck"
2006-11-09 08:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some americans have got a sense of humor....
either way it's not that great a joke.
brought a smile to my hbbies face though so gotta be worth something ; )
keep em coming
x
2006-11-09 05:59:32 · answer #4 · answered by emboo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. Joke of the week award goes to you!! LOL
=kizzy=
2006-11-09 06:08:14 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My wife's going to the West Indies on holiday.
- Jamaica?
No, she went on her own accord.
bet no-one's laughing now!
2006-11-09 05:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by phedro 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats good but a lot of yanks won't understand it :)
2006-11-09 06:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here you just to good to be true mate
2006-11-09 07:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by mary l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TEE HEE,BUT I'M NOT A YANK.
2006-11-09 06:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(jack & danny? what the hell is that?)
2006-11-09 06:05:27 · answer #10 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋