2006-11-09 05:41:30 · 16 answers · asked by Koko ; 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so fat that when she was walkin down the road in her yellow rain coat people were yellin "taxi"
2006-11-09 05:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so ugly she makes blind kids cry.
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says To Be Continued.
Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so poor her face is on the food stamp.
2006-11-09 17:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama A** is so hairy it looks like Don King is about to pop out and say "Welcom to America"
2006-11-09 16:17:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat that if she wanted to have sex you would have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo mama is so ugly the dog catcher picked her up.
2006-11-09 15:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat, she puts on red and goes outside, and all the kids yell "hey koolaid"
yo mama is so dumb, she sat on the tv and tried to change the couch.
yo mama is so fat, we ran out of gas trying to drive around her
yo mama is so SKINNY she only has on stripe on her pajammas
yo mama is so SKINNY she has to run around in the shower to get wet
2006-11-09 15:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by sturdblu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yooooooo mommma! is soooooo fat! when she goes swimming not only do all the people get out the water follows!
Yo momma is so fat her driving license photo continues on the other side!
Yo mommas so fat its her birthday everytime she turns around!
Yo mommas so fat when she goes to the cinema she takes up all the back row!
Yo mommas so fat she has a belt the size of the equator!
Yo mommas so fat she gets hired for kids parties as a bouncy castle!
Yo mommas so fat they renamed Asda's clothes 'Gorge'!
Yo mommas so fat if she fell in the grand canyon she'd fill it!
2006-11-09 14:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama looks like the sexyiest woman in the world 50 years later
2006-11-09 14:05:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mama was kickin a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving house.
2006-11-09 14:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by ........ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
2006-11-09 13:46:30 · answer #9 · answered by teeney-weeney 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mother, I've heard tell, is so exceedingly rotund that when back in Cheltenham Girls School, she sat next to everybody! Such mirth. Have a Martini.
2006-11-09 13:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by Ben631 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋