My wife and I have been married for 2 years (we married as virgins). We have yet to consumate the marriage because we are waiting for the "right" moment! In the interim my wife gave birth to a child. We are both caucasion and my wife gave birth to a "brown" child. I believe it is immaculate conception because..
1. We are both virgins
2. The child is brown (christ was born in the middle east and was brown)
3. There has been no sex between us!
My wife insists we keep this to ourselves until the right moment to reveal our child's true identity.
Is it so hard to believe in God?
2006-11-09 05:32:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I believe you,
I kinda believe in God,
I believe in the immaculate conception (BUT THAT WAS MARY BEING BORN WITHOUT SIN!!!, you are talking about the virgin birth.)
But I don't believe your two timing, interracial lovin' wife!
2006-11-09 05:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The child was born to you and your wife with God blessing. Do you want to accept the child as your son, or do you want the boy to suffer ridicule because the claim to immaculate conception? This is the issue you and your wife have to resolve now. The colour of the skin may be a throw back to some dark skinned ancestors on your wife's side. I would suggest you and your wife keep your secret, love the boy, and let God guide the child's destiny.
2006-11-09 05:57:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I really hope you are not serious. Where do I start? You have been married for two years and not had sex yet?? You seriously believe your wife when she tells you she didn't have sex yet? I mean this in the nicest possible way, Dummy, she had sex with a "brown" guy. Wake up and smell the brown coffee..
2006-11-09 14:22:01 · answer #3 · answered by Sue A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She lied about being a virgin AND only a complete fool would wait for 2 years AFTER marriage to have sex!
2006-11-09 05:38:03 · answer #4 · answered by grizzly_r 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why is it so hard to believe in miracles in this day in age?
I don't know your situation, pre or post marital. Faith ect, but I have a sneaky suspicion that your wife isn't being honest to you. Scientific tests can tell you if this child is yours. But- as long as you are willing to test the waters of faith be ready in case you drown.
2006-11-09 05:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by what can i do 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is either a joke post or your wife had an affair with a dark skinned man/
2006-11-09 05:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by Lil Jello 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Not so hard to believe in God, just your lying wife!
2006-11-09 05:34:25 · answer #7 · answered by teacherhelper 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
First off, I think your just trying to be funny. Second, what the bible refers to as "immaculate conception" is a fancy way to say "Joesph screwed a 9 year old girl". Last. your wife did it with the gardener!
2006-11-09 06:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by Kelly L 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Your wife is lieing to you and had an affair. Good luck with that story though
2006-11-09 05:35:43 · answer #9 · answered by kyfaith01 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This isn't funny nor is it believeable coming from someone who would compare themselves and/or their child to Christ.
2006-11-09 05:39:30 · answer #10 · answered by Carolinablues 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋