me and by beloved were havin a session the other night when he asked me to whack his bonobo. what is the correct way to whack a bonobo as i think i may have done it wrong.
2006-11-09 04:56:23 · 13 answers · asked by kates_bush 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Pygmy chimpanzee.
In the right context, just about any random noun can be used as a euphemism for a penis...
Suggestion: whack gently, yet firmly.
(A more forecful whack may be in order just for referring to it as his bonobo...)
2006-11-09 05:04:03 · answer #1 · answered by randomstupidhandle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bonobos are perhaps the most highly sexed primates on the planet. I'm sure if you just walked up to one and started "whacking" it you'd get no resistance at all.
2006-11-09 13:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by John's Secret Identity™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, i would love to answer that but i have no idea what a bonobo is, could someone enlighten me?
2006-11-09 12:59:31 · answer #3 · answered by slickgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that doesn't even sound like something a guy should want. I get scared when someone says "whack my" whatever during... or any time at all!
2006-11-09 12:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by Diagonal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what that means but I like the way it sounds! When you learn the correct procedure, fill me in!
2006-11-09 13:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by iluvmynotebook 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on kates..what is a bonobo?
2006-11-09 13:01:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have to ask, you were doing it wrong. I think he would be better off with someone else.
2006-11-09 12:58:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao there really is no way to do it wrong except using your nails.... ouch
but yeah basicaly back and forth
2006-11-09 12:59:07 · answer #8 · answered by psycho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all in the wrist action, remember that!
2006-11-09 13:15:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he said "whack" it!
2006-11-09 13:01:30 · answer #10 · answered by kz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋