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and now i hear voices telling me to kill all pineapples. what do i do? shall i book a tour of Del Monte?

2006-11-09 04:33:13 · 3 answers · asked by kates_bush 1 in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

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Go to the store and buy as many canned hams as you can. You really need hundreds of them. Contruct a cell for yourself using stacked canned hams as wall. I know it's slimy but it works better if you take them out of the tin. Hunker down in there and sing "you make me feel like a natural woman' about fifty times. This will repel the pineapples - they can't go through ham and they hate that stupid song as much as anyone. After a day or two they'll give up and leave. Thus you'll be safe from them and don't have to kill anything.

2006-11-09 04:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by houlihanoriley 2 · 0 0

Bored huh? I think you need to kill the cherries and grapes then tour Del Monte but it is your choice not Sams choice.

2006-11-09 12:39:23 · answer #2 · answered by ***BUTTERFLY*** 5 · 0 0

well that or you should see your dotor

2006-11-09 12:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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