Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
2006-11-09 04:18:01 · 16 answers · asked by BlinkOnce 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. It's a goodie. LOL.
Have a great Friday!
2006-11-09 21:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-11-09 12:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-09 12:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. It's pretty good. It sounds like a good and nice joke.
2006-11-09 12:21:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this before, but always find it amusing. LOL
2006-11-09 12:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by tobeyp2005 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is that accurate? J/k Girl, it was pretty fanfreakintastic!
2006-11-09 12:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 12:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by yessie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God Almighty !.....how many times I have to hear / read this one.....
2006-11-09 12:22:25 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMFG THAT IS F'N FUNNY LMFAO
2006-11-09 12:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by Skye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohmigosh....LOL very funny...
first time I heard it though...
2006-11-09 12:24:38 · answer #10 · answered by •kawaii me• 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋