Multiple Choice: Worst Reason to be Unpopular at Work?

Question

a. Constantly make insensitive jokes about Steve Erwin, south pacific Tsunamis, Christopher Reeves, etc. to everyone you see.

b. You leave the seat up, don't flush, and don't use air freshener after you go to the bathroom, regardless of consistancy, volume, and potency of your excrement. You use toilet paper, but you deposit this in the wastepaper basket, not the commode. You make a show of carrying a newspaper under your arm on the way into the bathroom.

c. you park in the handicapped spot. when you need to make a copy you cancel & throw out whatever the machine is working on. you eat whatever lunch looks best in the refrigerator.

d. you have several big ugly ferns and many cages of loudly sqawking, profusely pooping parakeets and a jungle noise machine. you also accuse your neighbors of being jealous.

e. you rub your gooey open facial sores and pick your nose and whipe it off on the tip of the spout of the water cooler.

Answer 1

Ewwww all disgusting but e is the worst.

Answer 2

I gotta go with b on this one. Rancid. BTW, you forgot about the bloody tampons being left on the floor.

Answer 3

that's a toss up. wouldn't want to be any of those, but i would have to go with 'b' just because of the disgust level.

Answer 4

Body odour.

Answer 5

I will have to say all. And you forgot one, if your work ethics suck, you may as well quit!

Answer 6

AND YOU STILL HAVE A JOB? HOLD ON A SECOND, LET ME GO THROW UP.

Answer 7

I would have to say 'd'. That was pretty hard. E is disgusting.

Answer 8

I think that I would go with e

Answer 9

e

Answer 10

e