A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend.
"As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long"!
The boyfriend stood up from his stool and takes off his jacket.
"He also said he wants to screw me all night long"!! By this time the boyfriend is furious and starts walking to the pool table.
"He said he wants to drink beer from my pussy all night"!!! The boyfriend stops, turns around, sits back up on his stool and grabs his beer.
His girlfriend is stunned, and asks why he wasn't doing anything about the jerk at the pool table.
The boyfriend says "I'm sorry Honey, - but I'm not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer"!
2006-11-09 03:16:01 · 15 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny! funny! funny! Can you drink a lot of beer? I bet you can! :)
2006-11-09 03:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww - but a great LOL!! Thumbs up!!
2006-11-09 03:18:55 · answer #2 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats whatsup! lol
2006-11-09 03:51:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god. I feel lucky that that guy isn't my bf at all.
2006-11-09 04:23:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of you.....enjoy the beer.
2006-11-09 03:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by vovista 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooo that was a great one rofl
2006-11-09 03:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny.
2006-11-09 03:19:33 · answer #7 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny - thanx 4 the laugh......
2006-11-09 03:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by beachnut222000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2006-11-09 07:39:13 · answer #9 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-09 03:37:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋