A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender.
The bartender walks up, hands the duck a menu, waits a while, and comes back to take his order. "What'll it be?" the bartender says.
The duck says, "I think I'll have the grapes." "Well, I'm sorry sir, but this is a bar, we don't serve grapes here. Now, I'll let you look a bit longer and wave when you know what you want."
The duck looks at the menu, then waves the bartender down. "Ok, you got your order?" The duck nods, saying, "I'll think I'll have the grapes."
The bartender, kind of peeved from the duck, says, "Look Mac, we don't have any grapes here. This is a bar. We don't serve grapes, so what will you have?!"
The duck looks at him in the eyes and says, "I'll have the grapes."
The bartender, enraged, shouts, "If you ask for the grapes one more time I'm going to nail your feathered a** to the barstool!!"
The bartender cools off a bit. "Now what will you have?!" "Got any nails?
2006-11-09 02:58:56 · 12 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"OF COURSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? A HARDWARE STORE?"
"Good, got any grapes?"
2006-11-09 02:59:35 · update #1
START OF THE JOKE I WAS THINKIN STUPID BUT MAN HIT THE END LAUGHIN FOR SURE CONGRATS THATS MAD
2006-11-09 03:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soooo funny-- suits my corny sense of humor to a tee.
I'll be sharing THAT joke this weekend.
LMAO!
2006-11-09 03:01:50 · answer #2 · answered by Cindy S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one I think I'll pass it along. LOL
2006-11-09 03:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by my_iq_135 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this duck is really stupid? i would have slap the **** out of this duck
2006-11-09 03:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by B@BYGUR!#1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 03:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny.
2006-11-09 04:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by vovista 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah!
2006-11-09 03:05:06 · answer #7 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl that was good.
2006-11-09 03:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhhh...ok, that's better that that other one.
2006-11-09 03:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, lol
2006-11-09 03:06:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋