One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".
So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.
The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.
So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.
The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
2006-11-09 02:51:53 · 13 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dude ya done it again made me laugh and that aint easy im tellin ya
2006-11-09 03:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-09 10:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by cbp61 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! This is an old one? Never heard it before. Gotta check again. I could be living in a cave.
2006-11-09 11:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by psychoadi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-11-09 10:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. That's classic.
2006-11-09 10:53:12 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
awsome my man, ermm you got his phone number by the way rofl
2006-11-09 11:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-09 16:28:38 · answer #7 · answered by lilmisslouievuitton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup an oldie but a goodie:)
2006-11-09 10:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilarious
2006-11-09 10:57:43 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao..that's one of my favorite jokes......hehehe
2006-11-09 11:22:06 · answer #10 · answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋