There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives
2006-11-09 01:59:23 · 15 answers · asked by writinggirl01 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!
2006-11-09 02:00:03 · update #1
hahahaha.......logic always works.......good one....amusing.......LOL
2006-11-09 02:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sister Mathematical: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
Sister Mathematical: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
Sister Mathematical: And?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, dear! What did you do?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! What happened then?
Sister Logical: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
2006-11-09 02:01:40 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer L 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes Of Course !!! She is absolutely Correct !! It gives more room to run with the skirt up than a pants down around the knees or thighs.....Great one !!! Very intelligent Joke, Impressed right from selecting the names of the characters, to the content and punch line of the Joke !!! Good piece of work !!! I Liked It ! Ha Ha Ha .........
2006-11-09 02:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love logic. Smart nun. Cute joke,, hehe.
2006-11-09 02:04:34 · answer #4 · answered by mistjaguar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet! Hail Mary!!! Hail Mary!!!
2006-11-09 02:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by Chad S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh Ha Ha -- good one -- logic works every time!!
2006-11-09 02:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haa haa it really funny ..& a good joke ..!! tahnks for ur joke & u gave us 2 points also..!!
2006-11-09 02:07:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-09 02:02:21 · answer #8 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaa
that is funny
2006-11-09 05:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by ken401lam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny.......Gold Star for you!
2006-11-09 02:04:20 · answer #10 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2006-11-09 02:06:31 · answer #11 · answered by rahlyd swamp muffin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋