A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some ******* wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standingright behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."
"No sh*t?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
2006-11-09 01:54:28 · 21 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent and Brillient presence of mind the boy had !!! Really got impressed with him ! Very thoughtfully made joke with nice repartees and wits in it ! I liked it and enjoyed it !! Ha Ha Ha......
2006-11-09 02:01:02 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is a address a in call for "Little Johnny" comic tale... The punchline replaced into meant to look on the second one statement made by Johnny. It is going something like... ...etc...etc.... Then instructor says, "the the finest option answer is 4, yet i love the way you imagine!" Johnny then says, "Now instructor, I have a question for you! There are 3 women people on a park bench ingesting ice cream. One licks the area, the different bites off the authentic and sucks the cone even as the different gobbles up the authentic, licks the area and sucks the cone. Which one among them is married?" the instructor blushed, then replies, "that is the third one." Johnny then says, "the the finest option answer is the single with the marriage ring on, yet i love the way you imagine!!!"
2016-11-28 23:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very quick thinking. Good one!
2006-11-09 01:58:18 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart thinking.
2006-11-09 01:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by Meeto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and very smart quick thinking kid. Thumbs up to you.
2006-11-09 01:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Quick thinker on his feet!
2006-11-09 01:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by mistjaguar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats a cracker as we say in Ireland
2006-11-09 01:56:48 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe a classic joke
2006-11-09 23:34:21 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a seasoned hotel staff :-D
2006-11-09 02:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by Keepingmycool 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one!!
2006-11-09 01:58:20 · answer #10 · answered by harish_usa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋