2006-11-09 01:53:10 · 16 answers · asked by David H 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well.....?
2006-11-09 01:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he was Carson from "Queer Eye..." he'd say: "Miss Thing!!! That accessory just isn't YOU! Hand it over to moi RIGHT NOW. You know that the greatest gift from God is the ability to accessorize correctly."
The bee-yoch would hand the blow dryer over to Miss Carson and the entire shameful incident would be over in a flash.
2006-11-09 10:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She shoots the unfaithful husband, shoots the gay man and makes it look like a murder and suicide out of passion.
2006-11-09 09:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by nelabis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woman says why do men reject me? angrily. The gay man says your asking me this is exactly why I am gay? You women never know what you want first you say you want us then you shoot us down.
2006-11-09 09:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by rahlyd swamp muffin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her friend rings up to talk about the last three hours when they were both out shopping together... then decide what they are going to wear
2006-11-09 09:55:48 · answer #5 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My imagination staggers @ the numerous possibilities!
Too many situations could emerge to enumerate .
2006-11-09 09:57:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...as we get a closer look,we find that the weapon is actually a pack of mentoes because he wanted to practice kissing a bearded man.(the fresh maker)!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09 10:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by Shalimaar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
her husband runs out the back door
2006-11-09 09:56:23 · answer #8 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The weapon is actually a strap on and she commands him to turn over and she shoves it up his..........
2006-11-09 09:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by s4ucym1nx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He eats ***** for the first time.
2006-11-09 09:57:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he starts sucking it off
2006-11-09 09:58:17 · answer #11 · answered by EWE ANCHOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋