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Do not use whilst sleeping ( on a hairdryer)
Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly (supplied with a superman costume)
Paint stripper heat gun (not to be used as a hairdryer)
Open packet, eat nuts (on a packet of nuts, served during a flight)
After opening, keep upright (on a carton of milk)

2006-11-09 01:31:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

very good for pointing that out love it so thumbs up

2006-11-09 01:35:37 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

Usually Americans (no offence) do things like try to fly in a superman's costume. Then the copmpany get sued. I swear the whole country is going insane. I blame no win no fee lawyers!

2006-11-09 11:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by born2survive 2 · 0 0

The sad thing is that they had to put that stuff on there because some not bright person has tried it. Liability.

It is like those little pouches they put in shoe boxes to absorb moisture. DO NOT EAT. Honestly who would try to eat something that came out of a shoe box.

CRAZY.

2006-11-09 09:37:14 · answer #3 · answered by Why do you ask? 5 · 0 0

Place Stamp Here

2006-11-09 09:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by Emm 6 · 0 0

Best one I ever saw was on a packet of mixed nuts -

"Warning, contains nuts"

Duh?!

2006-11-09 09:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah. It's a big conspiracy!
They treat us like children to make us act like children.
Then, like children we want more more more!

2006-11-09 09:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by bluenose 4 · 0 0

they write it cause people use it stupidly n then sue the company. i have read these types of news in paper

2006-11-09 09:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0 0

These have already been posted. Read the questions b4 adding.

2006-11-09 09:35:55 · answer #8 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0 1

Yeah they must think the whole world is blonde!

2006-11-09 09:33:02 · answer #9 · answered by BLONDESHELL 3 · 1 0

sounds like they gave some dumb@ss people this job!!! either that or they just couldn't hing of anything better

2006-11-09 09:42:35 · answer #10 · answered by Oh_man_thats_me 2 · 0 0

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