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Mine shows programmes - and there is no excrement smeared on it. I mean, it would smell.

2006-11-09 01:30:44 · 18 answers · asked by guffer 1 in Society & Culture Etiquette

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It goes back to the olden days where teles were powered by shite, roughly a decent size turd would power the tele for 3 days. Until the companies decided they could make money by charging 50p to watch your tele and so all the new teles were fitted with a component which wouldn't allow teles to be powered by shite anymore. Oh ... if you come across a shite powered tele 1 could easily fetch up to 2 grand on E-bay.

2006-11-09 01:36:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Hey, someone asked a sh!t question yesterday and I referred them to you, the resident sh1t expert. But to asnwer your question, I DO consider what's on primetime sh1t, and never watch tv as a result. I also think that there is a serious lack of talent out in Hollywood and most of the writers have sh1t for brains!

2006-11-09 06:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 1 0

Most days, excrement oozes from the speakers and sprays energetically from the screen of my telly. It's normally so smelly it leaves an acrid taste in my mouth. I think it's called channel 5!

2006-11-09 01:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 3 0

its actualy a fine demonstration on how easy movies can manipulate the mind, all of a sudden back in the late 70s early 80s we had a long spate of american movies when every outher word was....film after film they rammed it into society like never before, then people started using it more and more and it became total, before that the word was only used in its normal context.

2006-11-09 01:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by trucker 5 · 1 0

Never heard of the Trotters? There was a band called the Skids on it once. And there's plenty of verbal diarrhoea on chat shows.

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2006-11-09 05:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

appears your main thoughts are on the brown stuff...noticed you have loads of questions relating to this.

they say it like that because the are not supposed to pronounce the word correctly...watershed hours and all that.

2006-11-09 02:36:12 · answer #6 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 1 0

you like using the word sh1t don't you??...seriuosly peeps..look at his questions!! How old are you? Does your mother know your using the computer?..Plus why aren't you at school?

2006-11-09 01:33:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Honey, Your TV must be broken LOL

2006-11-09 01:33:02 · answer #8 · answered by Iguana 2 · 0 0

you probably watch desperate housewives, they cover themselves in sht before they tape the episode...if you could smell their acting, then you'd know it was sht

2006-11-09 01:39:13 · answer #9 · answered by ekenny513 5 · 0 0

It's a figure of speech!

2006-11-09 01:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by bluenose 4 · 0 0

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