One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin.
She says, ''Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.''
The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep.
In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, ''Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?''
2006-11-09 00:15:20 · 14 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!! LMAO!!! this $hit is just too damn funny. my hubby said thanks he neede a good laugh before leaving to go to work!!! very funny...got anymore?
2006-11-09 00:37:10 · answer #1 · answered by Holly D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is seriouly the BEST joke I've read on Y! Answers. Brilliant!! I'm already e-mailing it to the rest of my office at work...
Here's another:
Husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
2006-11-09 08:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by orion 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lord, help me......I am having a blonde moment...heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Whew, I am through laughing.
2006-11-09 08:21:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another one! Must be a good day for humour. Nice one, dude.
2006-11-09 08:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by Daanyaal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO loved it so Thumbs up for you
2006-11-09 08:19:36 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Real funny.
2006-11-09 08:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool v funny
2006-11-09 08:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. â¥
2006-11-09 08:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao Love it :)
2006-11-09 08:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No woman will ever open them "wide" for you.
2006-11-09 08:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋