Can you help me?
2006-11-09 00:13:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Get them to befriend you then find out where they have hidden all their gold. You will be rich in money and friendship.
2006-11-09 00:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Country Hick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES, Please stand by while we querry your ISP. I will have the 82nd Airborne Anti-Leprechaun Division enroute to your location. Please Sir, do not panick. IF at all possible please open a case of Scullions Cask Ale, Dublin's Porterhouse brewpub or Guinness. Make a few toasts and watch a soccer match with the little fellows. Please rest assured though, that the Entire 1st Air-Cav will also be enroute to provide heavy reinforcement. A slice element from the 101st Airborne, Air Assualt, Air Anti-Leprechaun Division will cover the sky. All in all Sir you WILL regain your freedom right about the time that the Beer has run out. Have a Great Day and again please do not Panick. Have a beer or 2 and know that we are coming to free you. PLease order out for more beer as the assault troops will be thirsty.
2006-11-09 08:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang onto them until they give you their pot of gold! Oh, to get away, you can ring a iron bell, get on holy/consecrated ground, or even just crossing a stream of water works with most "magic" (that's why the Headless Horseman couldn't cross the bridge), or refer to Scott's "Last Lay Of The Minstrel" and reading "The Ballad of Tam Lin" might help too?
2006-11-09 08:27:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get them drunk and escape while they're falling all over themselves. They love alcohol. Or better yet, drink with them and have a great time before you leave...party animals, they are. Just watch out for things gone missing, because they tend to be mischievous.
2006-11-09 08:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by Mad Tinkerer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, getting them drunk won't work..everyone knows Leprechauns are Irish and the Irish can drink like fish! lol Unfortunately they can run pretty fast too, to be so short, who woulda figured? Have you tried telling them you know where a stash of lucky charms is..you will lead them to it if they untie you... and then WHAMO..make your escape!!!
2006-11-09 08:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. Follow the yellow brick road.
2006-11-09 08:16:39 · answer #6 · answered by Made in America 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy it while you can before they figure out you're not one of them!!!!
2006-11-09 08:24:00 · answer #7 · answered by Kanakili_Uiilani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
light their beards on fire, they'll lose their magic powers.
2006-11-09 08:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by Cyrus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋